October 29, 2006

Borat's guide to New York City

As Boratmania is crouching to pounce on the United States, the New York Post gets the Kazakhstan journalist ( a k a Sacha Baron Cohen,) to offer up a brief guide to New York city, which includes his shock that the $89 for a hotel room doesn't allow him to keep the furniture. More:

“One time I go to a very nice bar in Chelsea called Moby Dick. There were 50 men and only one woman. She was taller than me. I was very lucky, because the woman choose me - ladies like Borat!

“This woman reminded me of a Kazakh woman. She had a beautiful long hair, much hair on arms and some on face, and a voice deeper than mine. I invite her my hotel room. She give me a drink. I must been very tired because I cannot remember what happened after. The next morning, Shirley had disappear. I cannot explain why.”

October 29, 2006 08:15 PM in Downtown

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